You are doing great

I laughed and squirmed and laughed some more, also impressed with what you understand and work with, truly.

Pretty sure you can print this out and no-one will know any different.
If you flip it over once you print it, on the back
there’s also a coupon for a bowl of mint choc-chip ice-cream, at least I think that’s what it is, it’s in a language that looks … Celtic? Maybe it’s Quenya or even Sinhala, I’ll check it out but don’t wait on me :^)
I’m going towel shopping, my old one has Vogon poetry stains on it, gross I know.